2 parents + 1 cute sleeping boy + 1 quaint authentic Italian restuarant in St. Louis= 1 happy family outing
baby wakes and is not happy
1 fussy baby + 2 confused parents = 1 nervous waiter
baby becomes inconsolable and fussing turns to screaming so mom takes him into the bathroom to check for dirty diaper
1 dry diaper + 1 SCREAMING baby + 15 minutes = 2 parents making an exit strategy
1 quiet hotel room + 2 lukewarm Italian pastas in Styrofoam containers with plastic forks = 1 smiley baby with WHAT?!?! poop running down his leg
1 sleeping baby + 1 Snickers Bar cheesecake = 2 parents humored by their unexpected evening
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